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"Fools; I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer."
-- Plankton

stereobone:

THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please stop looking at me

prozdvoices:

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

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noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

breefolk:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:


r-dart:


Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.


oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up


gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This really accurately demonstrates anxiety.

breefolk:

sango-hentaitenshi:

necktie-nyxeth:

longleggedgit:

r-dart:

Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.

oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up

gpoy

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

This really accurately demonstrates anxiety.

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

castielsteenwolf:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

hiddlesneezes:

hiddlesneezes:

Statistically, lesbians cook far less than straight people.

They eat out more often.

PLEASE

thank you so much for this

1ddaily-updates:

Louis at the stadium, 19.08.14.

1ddaily-updates:

Louis at the stadium, 19.08.14.

tomlincandy:

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THIS IS THE BEST SONG THOUGH

tomlincandy:

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THIS IS THE BEST SONG THOUGH

jaclcfrost:

"how many times have you even watched that movie"

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

a-clockwork-blood-orange:

if i have to hear one more 40 year old white man tell me that Obama is the one making all the decisions by himself and destroying the country im going to scream