"Fools; I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer."
I want to meet someone who makes me feel the way music does
this is the most beautiful thing ive ever read
And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
you lost your salt privileges
Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"
Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."
and then they have sex on the gold
and then we give birth to our son Flynn Rider on the gold
and then he meets a girl whose hair is made of gold
and she’s the lost princess, so she has a crown which is also made of gold
and then he steals the crown made of gold to go live on an island surrounded by enormous piles of gold
… and THEN we go back to Spain.
me: no mom i can't do the laundry i have schoolwork to do yes its the middle of summer mom jeez why can't you just be happy that i'm furthering my mental capacity
me: *reads gay smut for 7 hours*
Trouxas III (Alusivo ao Artur Barrio) / Óleo sobre Tela / 190 x 230 cm / 2013. One of the grotesque and hyper-realist paintings of Brazilian artist Fábio Magalhães.
Anonymous said: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden
i’m calling the official president of the united states
paige just leaned over to me ans whispered “eat my ass”
so i looked at her and yelled “find god”
I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.
the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.
fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.