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"Fools; I played them like a 32-bit synthesizer."
-- Plankton

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

claphne:

child

why u scream

kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

a10g:


happy first of halloween!!!! starting inktober with a freehand skeleton drawn in a dimly lit restaurant. 

a10g:

happy first of halloween!!!! starting inktober with a freehand skeleton drawn in a dimly lit restaurant. 

potterheadwhogotlocked:

avengersonna:

mondo-s:

saintcaffeinated:

I had my Captain America backpack in class yesterday and my professor saw it and went, “Oh, Captain America!” But before I could reply with “HECK YEAH IT IS” he added, “You probably just got it because of Chris Evans.”

and I just

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I feel this soooooooooooo much

sorry, but your professor is a twat

1dasfuk:

started from the bottom

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now we’re here

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the-queer-is-nsfw:

sexual-koala:

I wanna run my fingers through your hair when we are cuddling but pull it when I’m fucking you.

And sometimes pull it when we’re cuddling to suddenly turn you on.

teddyhocuspocusaltman:

dhampiric-mayhem:

acodanies:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

teddyaltmoe:

what if

asexual characters

who weren’t androids or aliens

whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’

and who aren’t socipaths

Does godzilla count as a sociopath?

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TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD